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Friday, March 23, 2007 [4:29 PM]
a drama lesson, and what men are like.

Men Are Like..
-LAXATIVES; they irritate the crap out of you.
-BANANAS; the older they get, the less firm they are.
-WEATHER; nothing can be done to change them.
-BLENDERS; you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
-CHOCOLATE BARS; sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
-COMMERCIALS; you can't believe a word they say.
-DEPARTMENT STORES; their clothes are always 1/2 off.
-GOVERNMENT BONDS; they take so long to mature.
-MASCARA; they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
-POPCORN; they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
-SNOWSTORMS; you never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
-LAVA LAMPS; fun to look at, but not very bright.
-PARKING SPOTS; all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

That is so true. :O
lol.
&& kinda funny. Not like anyones reading this or anything. hahaha.

..................................................

School was fun today.
And Drama was especially fun & funny. =P
We played this game called party quirks, where there are 4 ppl acting, and 1 person is the party planner, and the other 3 are the guests. So the person who's the party planner has to go somewhere where they can't hear what the other 3 guests are, so anyways, one of the guests has to be an object, one of the guests have to be a famous person, and one of the objects have to have a quirk which means that they have this particular thing about them, that they do or something, so they each go on one by one to the party planner's house, and if the party planner guesses what they are, they have to leave, but if the party planner doesn't then the next person comes on, and you have to give hints on what you are, like subtle ones though, not very big ones.
And one of the scenes was really funny, that i have to say here.
Bella - Birthday Candle (Object)
Bonnie - Pyromaniac (Quirk)
Kelly - Party Planner
Maddie - Britney Spears

Okay, so the scene started with the bonnie the pyromaniac walking in.
Bonnie: Hey!
Kelly: Hey!
Bonnie: I like your ribbon.
*Bonnie points to the orange ribbon Kelly has*
Kelly: Thanks.
Bonnie: I really like red and gree-.. oh wait, i mean.. whats that colour.
Kelly: Orange?
Bonnie: Yea, orange, i really like red and orange.
Kelly: Cool.
Bonnie: Yea, and i'm usually on a birthday cake.
Kelly: Candle?
Bonnie: Yea, the thing on top of a candle?
Kelly: Flame??
*Teacher butts in*
Mr. Fairbairn: Ah, close enough, next person!
*Bonnie walks out*
*Bella walks in*
Bella: *In a dead voice* Happy birthday to you,happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear kelly, happy birthday to you. (She says it over and over again till Kelly guessed)
Kelly: Uhh.
Bella: ...Dear Kelly, happy birthday to you....
Kelly: Umm.
*Suddenly Bella puts her hands up above her head and wriggles her fingers... pretending that it was flame*
Bella: ...Happy birthday to you....
*Kelly is like laughing her head off*
*Maddie comes on*
(To tell you the truth, i dont really know what was going on here, cuz i kept laughing at Bella, so i'm just making it up here okay? =P)
Kelly: Hey.
Maddie: Hey! Good party.
Kelly: Thanks.
*Maddie spills water*
Maddie: Oops! I did it again!
Kelly: Britney Spears.
Mr. Fairbairn: Yea. you're off Maddie!
*Bella's still singing.*
Bella: ..birthday dear Kelly. Happy birthday to you.
Mr Fairbairn: Okay, thats enough. Bella, that was brilliant.

lol. It was so funny, i dont think you would have got it by my stupid way of writing, but yea, lol.
Yea, then we played another game, where we had to write 2 statements and 2 questions with a partner, and i was with Nomi.
For questions we had:
1. Do you have pickled coloured glasses? (Nomi) lol.
2. How do you feel about rainbow coloured underwear? (Me. hahaha.)

For statements we had:
1. People have eyes. (Nomi) lol..
2. If you bought 20 lottery tickets in 1 week, you would have a 1 in 40 billion chance of winning. (Nomi) It was off her favourite tv show of all time... Numbers. haha. I dont get it though. =/

Then he picked 4 volunteers, well not really pick, those ppl who wanted to do it, could do it. So it was me, Mikahla, Annabel and Livi.
Our location was the beach and what we had to do was take 2 sheets of paper from the hat (where all the statements and questions were in) and we got like 20 seconds to look and remember the statements or questiosn we got.
i got:
1. Are you fat or pregnant?
2. Are you bisexual?

So our location was the beach right? Yea, we were all playing volleyball. So we acted like as if we were playing volleyball, then once in awhile, we would take a break, and that would be when we have our conversations and let our statements/questions get into the conversation... it was odd. haha. i was talking to mik,while on the other side, annabel and liv was having their conversation and our conversation was like this:

Me: What do you think is the difference between fat and pregnant people?
Mik: Oh, well, pregnant people have a baby inside.....
Me: While fat people are just... fat?
Mik: Yea.
Me: No offence or anything, but are YOU fat or pregnant?
Mik: I'm just... fat.... not pregnant.
Me: Omg, i didn't meant to offend you!
Mik: Okay.. So have you realised, that cats have green eyes?
Me: REALLY?
Mik: Yea, and birds have like little blue things?
Me: Where!????
Annabel: *yelling from the other side of the court* Hey, you wanna start the game again?
Mik&&I: Oh yea, sure.
*Plays volleyball for awhile*
Mik: Okay, timeout.
Mik: So, as i was saying before, birds have like blue eyes.
Me: Wow. really?
Mik: Yea, did you know that people have eyes? (she got mine&&nomis. ahhaa.)
Me: yea, i do.
Mik: Yea, and they are all different colours. its so odd.
Me: I know... (I look into her eyes) and yours are like grey-ish.
Mr. Fairbairn: Okay, who has more lines to say?
*All of us raise our hands up*
Mr. Fairbairn: okay, but i think we have to stop there.

and it ends. hahaha. it was odd. =/
I love drama. =D

GUESS WHATT. ITS FRIDAY. wooop. woooop.
Okay. anyways. i've spoken enough. i better go. lol.
Byee. cx